One of our top priorities in the coming year is some sort of bikeporn encouragement meter broken down per location. Near the top are perennial debauchee encouragers New Orleans, New York, Toronto, and Atlanta as well as the little bike porn capitol of the rockies, Salt Lake. Plus who could ignore Asheville NC with its world record tall bike erection. All are looking to host bike porn and a pornometer would help us make our tough choices about where to go. But where as many a city promises booze, cookies, and spandex the town of Albuquerque might be in the lead after we received this lovely prose:
Wanna ride bikes?
The frame
Firm but compliant beneath me
Just the right size
Made to fit only me
The cadence
Steady and long
Tension and release
Until the motion is a smooth revolution of muscle
The chain
Linking the various pieces into a fluid continuum
The wheel
Revolving
Hurtling me forward
To places I hadn’t dared to imagine
The spokes constant tease of
Tension and Release
The tires
The scalpel edge
Tearing me forward into new frontiers
My bike and me
Transporting each other passed the bounds of imagination
Until all muscles firing in this game of
Tension and release, tension and release
Pounding hard into unexplored worlds
Tension and release
Ecstasy
Huzza bike porn citizens of "The Que!" They certainly did show us some bike love when we visited there in November of 2008.
Warm up those temptation engines! Tell us when where and why bike porn should be played!
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photo credit to o . . . phuck!™
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